March 26, 2000

"The Nude Nuns"

     Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock on the door....
     "Who is it?????", The man who knocked replied, "I'm the blind man".
     So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room....
     The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, "nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds??"
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"Sunbathing On Top Of Hotel"

     Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
   "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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"Spell One Word For Heaven"

    Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under one condition" The man say "What's that?"
    St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'." So he does and he is let in to heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, his wife show up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there?
    She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven.
    She asks "What's that?"
    He says "Spell Czechoslovakia"
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March 28, 2000

"Pinoy Rock"

Do you know that one of the greatest lead guitarists of all time is a Filipino guy? His name is Steve Vai (Visaya man gid!).

More to come...